the world according to rob

I long for the days of old when one could point a finger and have a public witch burning

I hate public places where i have to practice tact. I long for the days of old when one could point a finger and have a public witch burning

what i really said  “hmmm… Well, to each their own. Oh look, my coffee is ready. Nice meeting you and listening to your girly vampire music. Tell edward ‘hello’ for me”.

i wanted to say “Your offending me with your teen-pussy shit taste of music. Suck-it, you wussy rockstar wannabe dressed all in black. Are you really going full goth with extra eyeliner in Starbucks? You do know that vampires are not real, and if they were i dont think they would want to date you and express their feelings. They would feed on you and the world would be a better place for it. Your generation is destroying one of our greatest myths of all time - UGH! Vampires don’t glitter in the F#@king sun. God i hate you, all of you!”